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Now here's a little critter I used to have as a pet once upon a time!

He's called a Pac-Man Frog as a joke I think?

They are actually very fearce!

They will try and eat anything they can get their mouth around!

Almost like alittle steel trap?

If there ever was a Dragon in the Frog world this it'd be it?

Ceratophrys is a genus of frogs in the family Leptodactylidae, subfamily Ceratophryinae.

They are also known as South American horned frogs as well as pacman frogs due to their characteristically large mouth and abdomen,
thus resembling the video game character Pac-Man.

The female will not "chirp", or "croak",
whereas a male specimen of the same species will.
Much like a dog barking it goes?

The average lifespan of a Pacman frog is about 6 years,
but they have been known to live up to 15 years.

They are voracious eaters, often eating insects,
small mammals (such as mice), fish, other frogs, and small reptiles.
A fully grown female Argentine Horned Frog
(females are generally larger than males) can easily eat a grown rat.

Although these frogs can swallow animals almost half their size,
they sometimes attempt to eat things larger than they are.
A row of sharp teeth in their upper jaw makes it nearly impossible for them to release prey after taking it in their mouth,
in some cases leading to death by choking.

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Something to do on your time off............



This is the fastest-growing sport in Norway right now.


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It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach

One human hair can support 3 kg (6lbs)


Human thighbones are stronger than concrete


A woman's heart beats faster than a man's


The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb


There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet


Women blink twice as often as men


The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain


Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.


If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it




Women reading this are finished now


Men reading this are still busy looking at their thumbs.

Written by Kids


HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHOM TO MARRY???


You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10



No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10



WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10



HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8



WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8



WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)



On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10



WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9



WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7



The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7



The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8



IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)



HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8



And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.
-- Ricky, age 10

..... I remember too many of these...
......guess I'm old.......


Hit the link below...........the pictures are amazing!



www.billsretroworld.co...ROLIFE.HTM